Barbara Walters Butt Hurt

Barbara Walters thinks The View has been cheapened in recent years. Even more alarming, Walters believes herself to be a real journalist. It appears her most hard hitting work involved fucking a network executive many years ago. According to an anonymous source who is obviously Barbara Walters, she thinks The View sucks now but it was really great when she was being really boring and cunty on it and sitting in a creepily stationary position for hours on end which is considered talent if you’re an old woman. To be fair, it is somewhat difficult to be sixty years old for thirty years: 

“She feels they’ve ruined the franchise that she and Bill Geddie built. Instead of focusing on smart, educated women with strong talent, they cast uninformed child actors on the show. The legacy has been compromised because of poor casting and bad leadership under ABC News.” 

If you were aiming for the most informed human beings on earth, you probably wouldn’t discriminate based on gender. As it turns out, people with fake tits are most often complete idiots. What’s the difference between Raven Symone and Barbara Walters? About 50 years and two face lifts. Also an innate ability to discuss current news topics in a remarkably uninteresting manner. Chomsky or Neil diGrasse Tyson were never in your rolodex. The chick from Rosanne, absolutely. You made a shitty show, cash the checks and own it. 

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