The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Should Be Much Better Than It Is

Nothing says this hot women in panties show is not for guys like booking Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and The Weeknd for your interstitial headliners. Airing the show against Monday Night Football is another. Anything to do with large boas and dramatic headdresses is the final straw.

The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has proven to be a great opportunity for assholes like Justin Bieber to feel up a number of the world’s most attractive foreign women who have to stand still and smile. The mannequin challenge is your life. Shut up. You’re backup plan was working the garment factory in Bucharest.

The company itself sells around a billion dollars worth of lingerie in the Christmas shopping season. A key purchase for women to feel stupid for buying before the holiday breakup. Or for men to buy something slutty for their women to wear when visiting Grandpa. At no time is anybody struck with the notion that the entire decorated lingerie business is predicated on nobody asking what for. Or the same reason we still pretend Wheel of Fortune is mind game.

The Hadid sisters are here. Can you see the lyme disease through their camisoles? More feathers.

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