Anthony Weiner Returns From Sex Rehab

Anthony Weiner is reportedly too broke to stay in sex rehab. Most guys who have a lot of sex are less financially secure than they’d have you believe. Hookers are super expensive. So are drinks. Dinners can be. Divorces, certainly. They’re called by one get one free coupons, look into it. Also, eat before any date. According to reports, his parents mortgaged their house to help him pay for the treatment, but he was still only able to stay for 35 days instead of the recommended 90. It seems like everything could be covered in one or two days.

He still paid them $25,000 while earning zero income for over a month, so he’s probably doing alright. His separated wife still works at the Clinton Foundation. Given that she’s Hillary’s right hand woman she probably has a few disposable bucks to throw around. She doesn’t seem like a huge party animal. Still it seems she wasn’t willing to part with her Barney’s money on this one. Also given that everyone expected Hillary to waltz into the White House, some of that lobbying money is going to dry up. They also still live together. Her and Weiner, not her and Hillary. That’s coming a few years down the road.

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