Tara Reid Anorexic Santa’s Helper

That not eating thing will sneak up on you eventually. Right about the time you’re 5’5″ and descend to your first grade body weight. Anbody’s who ever watched a Lifetime movie knows you need baggy clothing to cover that shit up. Santa Claus works. Not so much Santa’s sexy little anorexic helper. 

Tara Reid is more pitiful than deplorable. She’s one of those well known persons who you thought you didn’t like for something she did to somebody else then you remember she’s done all her shitty things simply to herself. Drawn out suicides are bothersome, but not particularly criminal. When you see her teetering, move your shoes. That’s the only way she can hurt you now. Somebody get this girl a cheeseburger. Also, a blender, a feeding tube and three fingers of petroleum jelly. There have been some lessons learned at Guantanamo.

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