Nick Cannon Pro Mediocre Life

There’s a pretty great irony in the fact that the dumbest people on earth have the strongest opinions on partisan politics. Nick Cannon is apparently a comedian. Really? Let’s see some of your best work. In reality he’s a fag hag to Mariah Carey. Should you question what a sore douchebag Nick Cannon is, just check out his Twitter bio:  

“GREAT THINKER… PHILOSOPHER… LORD NCREDIBLE ALMIGHTY aka IKE TURN UP!”

No genius has ever self identified as such. Also, people who write in all caps should be SHOT IN THE FACE. 

Cannon is apparently really against abortion and believes the government is engaging in eugenics. 

He has something of a theory, but if this were the case, he would have never been booked to be really boring for 20 million a year. Also, you don’t have to keep getting women pregnant to prove your point.

Let’s call it a wash. 

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