Made for TV Baby Forced to Suck on Blac Chyna Titty

It’s unlikely an infant could suckle milk through the periodical table melange inside Blac Chyna’s tits. Like trying to slake your thirst off a cement k-rail after a brief shower. Blac Chyna and Still Fat Rob Kardashian wasted no time in following contractual orders to share an intimate moment of their promotionally conceived infant, Dream. An Instagram account was already set up for Dream for the sole benefit of emotionally retarded large women in short sleeve shirts pretending all that shit on the grocery store conveyer belt is for a full family.

In the least Zuckerberg needs to explain why his one exception to the bare tits rule is when there’s crass child exploitation involved. Still Fat Rob immediately declared the baby to look like his dad. Presumably he means when his dad was still alive and sucking on the tits of fat black strippers to forget about his overbearing cheating wife. 

While most of America is breeding less and less, this rich trailer park family is putting out children weekly. We were never prepared for welfare moms with $100 million in the bank and multi-year cable series deals.