They Don’t Give Awards to The Smartest Chicks

Some models get it. This gig is so damn arbitrary. There are a ton of pretty girls and you look like a ton of them. When opportunity knocks, open the door, fuck it, and ask what it can do for you while you smoke a menthol on your pillow.

Karlie Kloss’ early career wasn’t moving all that fast. Enter her making new best friends with Taylor Swift. Imagine the shit she had to put up with all those sleepovers, slam books on stupid boys, and gummy bear eating contests. Kloss’ bookings became noticeably superior. Next step, banging Joshua Kushner. Kushner was rich before, but with his brother Jared became one of the most influential men in America thanks to being Ivanka’s husband and the next President’s right hand guy, that power ranking’s going through the roof. Kloss is now one of the top earners in the entire industry.

This is called identifying a hurdle in your career at twenty and by twenty-four you’re on top of the fucking world. This is not the female empowerment celebrated with awards or academia lauds. It’s street level winning. Hillary Clinton fucked a powerful man and made best friends with Katy Perry. No plan is full proof.

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