Hillary Clinton’s Human Moment Not Actually Human

The stranger who happened to run into Hillary Clinton walking her dogs had met her before multiple times and in fact her parents had hosted a Clinton fundraiser at their home. Sounds like old money. Hence you have the time to walk your dog in the mid afternoon and check that off as a productive day. The woman’s name is Margot Gerster. Damn, that sounds waspy as fuck. She seemed to insinuate in her social media post which was immediately picked up on by the Clinton team that this was a completely random encounter: 

“I’ve been feeling so heartbroken since yesterday’s election and decided what better way to relax than take my girls hiking. So I decided to take them to one of favorite places in Chappaqua. We were the only ones there and it was so beautiful and relaxing. As we were leaving, I heard a bit of rustling coming towards me and as I stepped into the clearing there she was, Hillary Clinton and Bill with their dogs doing exactly the same thing as I was. I got to hug her and talk to her and tell her that one of my most proudest moments as a mother was taking Phoebe with me to vote for her. She hugged me and thanked me and we exchanged some sweet pleasantries and then I let them continue their walk.”

Rustling in the leaves does sound like a pretty typical Hillary Clinton activity. So you were the only one there and just happened to run into the Clintons again. Did Bill have his pants on this time? This story is clearly bullshit. I feel bad for Hillary. Even in defeat she fails to come off as passably human. This might be a Westworld situation. It would have made more sense to make another Chipotle run, just let the management know three hours in advance. 

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