Charlie Sheen Might Be Opening for the Indians

Charlie Sheen has let everybody know he should be throwing out the first pitch at a Cleveland Indians World Series game because he played the iconic Indians relief pitcher in the first two Major League movies years ago. Though not so long ago that it hadn’t still been forty-five years since the perennial also-ran Indians had last won the World Series. 

Despite the classic overreach by an actor assuming the status of a character he played in a movie for twenty-seven days of shooting twenty-five years ago, most Cleveland fans can’t think of anybody better. Brian Sipe wasn’t returning calls. Were it not for the revelations of exposing whores and porn stars to HIV and those cocaine cardiac arrests and the nasty divorces and lawsuits, Sheen would’ve been a lock. As it is, he’s been waiting impatiently through the first three Indians home games for the call from the pen. And, naturally, trolling on Twitter:

who ever is idiotically guilty of preventing me from throwing out the 1st pitch, in any of these home gms, well, jus sayin. ©99 (7-1 top 5)

Sheen’s coming on a little strong. Tom Cruise probably isn’t waiting by the phone for Air Show invites to dress up as Maverick. 

Early this morning Sheen posted a photo of his Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn accoutrements suggesting he was on his way to Cleveland. Nobody knows if Sheen was actually called upon by the Indians or if this is merely a horrible tease for Cuyahoga river walk twinks. If Cleveland loses Game 7 he’ll surely be killed. America could use a win right about now.

_{Photo credit: Charlie Sheen/Twitter}