Blac Chyna To Give Birth On Camera

Blac Chyna’s birth will be recorded as part of a Baby Special for her and Rob Kardashian’s fledgling TV show. This news is not surprising to anyone, especially the kid twelve years later with the heroin problem. It’s not going to work out.

We’ve accepted dumb whores occupying time slots on shitty networks. There’s a catch though; they can’t be butt ugly. Blac Chyna is a three and resembles an irregular troll doll. Neither her or her impotent husband have any semblance of a personality. That’s why she’s letting a camera guy stick his head up her cunt, selling her very last shred of dignity up the river for a few thousand bucks. It’s probably going to come out black like Khloe Kardashian. Rob will shrug it off and hit the Krispy Kreme.

For some portion of America, this passes as entertainment. If you know any of these people, defriend them. They’d rather hang out with Blac Chyna than you. Leave them to it, the food bank is taking donations. 

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