Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Reproduce

Blac Chyna gave birth to a baby girl and named it Dream. It’s actually not a bad stripper name, though it’s hard to say if that will hold until she’s fifteen and actually takes up the profession in earnest. Allowing Amber Rose to be the first friend to hold your newborn about seals the deal on that outcome.

It’s unclear if the baby is actually Rob Kardashian’s or if it was compiled from the jizz of a thousand insane rappers like Freddie Krueger if he’d been black. One thing’s for certain, it’s going to be really fat.

The birth was captured on camera, posing the issue of finding a lens large enough to encapsulate Chyna’s enormous vagina. She did not dilate. It was already like that. Chyna has a previous child with her ex boyfriend who is now fucking Rob’s step-sister.

These Beverly Hillbillies are reproducing at a pretty fast clip. Our president is a reality star. Most people can’t read. America is in steep decline. There are way too many Dreams out there. It’s unclear if they’ll be keeping it once the show is cancelled. Tyga’s music is the sound track to Armageddon. 

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