Bella Hadid Changed Chokers

In the midst of post-election turmoil by up to one-tenth of one percent of the population, the nation is completely missing out on numerous important news stories. The Taliban have claimed more territory in Afghanistan than they’ve had since 2001 before the invasion. Earthquakes killed hobbits in New Zealand. And Bella Hadid split with her famous black boyfriend, The Weeknd. 

It’s no small thing when an L.A. rich celebrity model daughter drops her black entertainer or pro athlete boyfriend. You’re socially naked in the wind. Neither hip or cool or fully integrated. Hadid’s bust up caused her to change her designer necklace from bearing her boyfriend’s name to her own. When he mom passes from lyme disease at ninety look for that to be updated. Jewelry lettering is not time to think outside the box. Or to think of others. Eww.

It’s reassuring to know that self-absorbed uptown girls abide no matter the circumstance around them. Something for the less physically atttractive in the streets to consider. Are you sure it’s the specifics on the short term capital gains tax rates that really has you irate? 

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