Alicia Arden Brings a Certain Panache to Dia de los Muertes

Dia de los Muertes is the Mexican holiday where you celebrate your deceased family members. Like the seventeen recently beheaded by the Sinaloan cartel in a hair straightening shop in Jalisco. Everybody wants to be remembered. It’s also a second chance for people who desperately sought attention at Halloween parties to show off their tits again, this time with a Mexican theme. Hispanic is trending.

Alicia Arden seems like she may have back problems. But hell if that’s going to keep her from honoring the Mexican dead not in her family with zika baby skulls and her nearly bare tits. Giving away the location of an underground smuggling tunnel into Los Estados Unidos isn’t going to win you any friends. With age comes wisdom and even bigger tits. None of this makes any sense. Tio Pedro is rolling over in his grave. Nope, not a boner. Rot.

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