Victoria’s Secret Now Dominating Needless Athletic Wear Market

Women spend a lot of money on workout gear. The multi-billion dollar industry was the inevitable outcome of women working out. Victoria’s Secret may face competition from the real women with real curves movement into massively stretchy undergarments, but they’re pretty solid those same ladies aren’t buying sports bras and skinny lycra pants. Important components of your high end performance athlete wear. Less important for twenty minutes on the elliptical talking to your interior designer friend on the bluetooth about Trump being a rapist.

Jasmine Tookes is the token black Victoria’s Secret model. They have her walking the earth 24×7 to remind the world of their corporate inclusiveness. Not that she’s not fit and attractive, but she’s the only one who comes close to resembling the skin tone of the indentured servant girls who make this shit. Even the Portuguese chick next to her is Mediterranean pale. Marketing hint not said aloud in class, women like purchasing clothing off the backs of skinny white women. In sharp contrast to men who will fuck anything, because everybody dressing up like they’re aerobics instructors is not how this species abides.

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