Paris Jackson and Random Older Drummer Boyfriend Seem Happy

Paris Jackson seems to be living the normal life of an eighteen year old with zero adult supervision and a famous dead child rapist dad. She’s dating a 26-year old Southern rock drummer with Pantera tattoos she met in AA. That’s the thirteenth step. Asking God to give you herpes and a boyfriend living off your Beatles library custodial allowance.

Her boyfriend, Michael Snoddy, has convinced Paris Jackson to be free of all her past baggage. He even accompanied her back to the Neverland Ranch. Like taking Nancy back to Elm Street. Don’t fall asleep or Bubbles comes out and shows you where the Jesus Juice and silken boy shorts are kept. Snoddy’s convinced Jackson to get a series of tattoos on her body she’s most certainly regret. Including “Mötley” in honor of the rock band inked on the inside of her lower lip. Bet that laser removal’s going to sting. 

The Jackson kids seem remarkably normal considering their path to young adulthood. Lack of work and all the money and public scrutiny will eventually fell them. For now, they can revel in the innocence of idiotic boyfriends, bad but non-lethal life choices, and remembering their dad as a kind man who let child guests sleep in his bed when they were too scared to sleep during forcible paid overnights. 

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