Paris Hilton Corrupting The Youth

Paris Hilton has been shoving herself in front of paparazzi cameras with Sofia Richie, Lionel Richie’s 18 year old daughter. If you could tell Richie was a prick based on his wardrobe and music videos, the way his children have turned out should be exhibit A. Not interested in music huh? Or books? Dad never taught you three chords?

Hilton cycled through Nicole Richie years ago but the two had a lot of great times getting herpes and filming themselves fucking and getting knocked up. If you were Lionel you’d almost rather your nubile kid go hang at Charlie Sheen’s place. When you see Paris pull into the driveway dressed like a hipster veteran slut it’s time to wave the rifle. Just to give her an innocent scare like in the good old days when the high school quarterback would drop by to chat up your eleven year old. Hilton is singlehandedly devaluing his property.

Perhaps he wants to retire alone without these dull miscreants hitting him up for keys to the guesthouse and wondering if his missing platinum record was pawned for sassafras. Seriously are you dressed as an old cunt for Halloween or did your lifestyle make you go Benjamin Button? Sofia should have a nice three year run before retiring early to pursue a solo career as boring skank. 

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