Lily-Rose Depp Growing Up Depp

You reap what you sew. Johnny Depp’s teen daughter who stares angrily at the sky when you mention the word “school” has been busting around the hot shopping spots with her older British male model boyfriend. His name is Ash. It’s only kind of like she’s fucking her father, so this is still perfectly legal.

Everybody laughed when dad Depp married a lesbian and declared that his daughter should move full-time into the modeling world of his wife at fifteen. Half of them are still laughing. The others are calling Child Protective Services on speed dial.

Will and Jada Smith pretended their kids were musicians and mystical poets before denying them a traditional education and any household rules. The Flying Wallenda kids were five hundred feet up on the tightrope with no net. Modeling blouses simply doesn’t count the same in terms of fake artistry. Your daughter’s pretty tiny. Tell everybody she’s eleven again and start her in a Catholic middle school. You can thank me when she bothers to visit you on your deathbed.

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