Kourtney Kardashian Stepping Out

With Kim Kardashian on psychological trauma lockdown, there’s a power vacuum in the braless big fake tit Calabasas moms evening out space. The first to fill the void are her very sisters. Sharks can’t ever be real friends. Sister power. Fuck you, I smell chum.

Kourtney Kardashian dipped into her sister’s own wardrobe before heading out to the Kanye concert in her damaged sibling’s place. If she wouldn’t face the prospect of a grown man crying, she’d probably jump Kanye in bed. The Manning brothers were likely super competitive in their backyard football games. Though they probably didn’t intentionally give herpes to each other’s girlfriends. The Kardashians are going to be the first porn stars you’ve ever seen in public in their 40’s.

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