Never Go Against the Family

MediaTakeOut made its bones by publishing many of the early hacked celebrity email and text nudes before Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence muscled the FBI into the equation and made re-posting that shit plain suicidal. The Feds are one thing. The Kardashian family attorneys a whole different level. You don’t get to New Jack City syndicate cred without a first-strike legal team.

MediaTakeOut had suggested in multiple stories that there was evidence that Kim Kardashian had staged the jewelry heist in Paris for insurance dough. You can call Kim Kardashian a money grubbing whore who is capable of almost anything skeevy and oral in pursuit of fame and fortune. You can’t say she committed a crime, not without proof. Not when multiple major news outlets dying to make the same claim will use your twisted little site as their source. It’s a vicious circle that ends up with you being sued for eight billion dollars by a high-powered Century City law firm. If you’re not nesting your site in the Ural Mountains, you’re about to lose your shirt.

Kardashian withdrew her lawsuit after making MediaTakeOut issue a retraction and insincere apology:

MediaTakeOut regrettably published a series of false stories about Kim Kardashian West suggesting she faked the robbery in Paris, lied to authorities and then filed a $5.6 million fraudulent insurance claim for her stolen jewelry. MediaTakeOut knows that Mrs. Kardashian West was in fact robbed in Paris. We have permanently removed from our website any and all posts that suggested she staged the robbery, lied about it to the French police and committed an insurance crime.

We sincerely apologize to Mrs. Kardashian West and her family for the false stories we published and regret suggesting that what happened to her in Paris was anything less than horrific.

We are pleased that this matter has been resolved to satisfaction of all the parties.

You seem pleased. Also, your ulna appears to be broken in two places and I can still see Khloe’s dick in your ass. Presumably the Kardashians and similar ilk will never proceed fully with these suits due to what might come out in deposition, but a whopper lawsuit still sends chills down the spines of entities with no ability to respond in legal kind. They buckle, we buckle here routinely, everybody buckles. When the mob offers you a word of advice, you take it. What comes next is the svered horse head. Be a grown up and surrender.

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