There’s a Porn Chick In My Pool

There are no real porn stars anymore. Digital technology has made every chick willing to take spunk to the face a name of some sort. When cameras and crew and cocaine had to be secured for a video shoot, producers had to be more selective in their casting. Though among the ass to mouth ashes have arisen a few noteworthy talents.

Kate England understands the need for self promotion set against this competitive landscape. She ambles about Miami in little to no clothes with a head’s up to one or two paparazzi photographers that her tits or vagina might be visible in public. Somebody informed her that the bare snatch photos choke the distribution points so she put on a full bikini.

Still not too shabby if you’re a teen boy and Kate England is swimming around your condo pool trying to look fuckable in the daylight. Ask Siri about the anti-viral properties of chlorine. The pool’s safe. Jump in. That look she’ll give you will make hair grow on your nuts overnight

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