Joanna Halpin in a Bikini

It’s hard to say what separates a chick who merely calls herself a model from one who makes six figures and speaks often of vegan diets while chain smoking cigarettes. Being superiorly British and WASPy with a resting bitchy face, thick eyebrows, and a lean boyish body seems to be the ticket. For all the ballyhoo about real women and real curves, these churlish pale honeysuckles are securing almost all the work. 

Joanna Halpin and her model sister share a blog where you can gain insight into the lives of ephebophilic interest. Also, great news on avocados. You can forgive these young women for sexually provocative photos of their bodies intertwined because it’s super fucking hot. If you’re Trump, you’re popping Tic Tac’s. Everybody else, see your priest.

Winter is definitely on the way… And although we will miss the feel of warm sunshine we are secretly excited about being able to wear our winter coats again.

Another option would be eating. But the coats is a better idea if you want to keep working. Hot bulimic baby-faced model sisters living in over-decorated Soho flats is my thing. No sex until everybody shows IDs and signs consent apps.

_{Photo Credit: Emanuele Ferrari}