Irina Shayk Is the Prize

We’d all go for socialism if it delivered on one super fucking hot Russian chick for everybody. That’s apparently not how it works. You get the dumpy one who only washes her hair on Tuesdays to put less stress on Gaia.

Capitalism is the only answer to banging your own lightly English speaking supermodel. Destroy the competition and fuck your very own as they evaluate your past five years’ 1040’s. There’s no shame in being practical. Type in $0 to AirBnb and see how many homes are available for your Parisian vacation. Nobody’s giving shit away for free.

_{Photo Credit: Madame Figaro}