Hillary Felled By Non-Ironic Weiner

Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, that chick plugs her leaks. She may not be fit to be President, but she’s sure as fit to be a mafia don or International Olympic Committee member. She vibes herself to sleep at night thinking about all the loose ends she neutralized. Dredge the fucking Potomac. 

The Clinton classified information mishandling case formerly put to bed by the FBI is again very much alive thanks to a bunch of new emails reviewed by the FBI, not from WikiLeaks, but sourced from the online accounts of Anthony Weiner. The disgraced and ever masturbating Congressman is under an unrelated FBI investigation for sharing rape fantasies and cock pics with a fifteen-year old girl online. In the course of pulling Weiner’s communications, the FBI stumbled into his wife Huma Abedin’s electronic devices which apparently held enough evidence to re-open the Clinton private email server case. Fucking Weiner.

While this revived investigation is almost certain to go the way of all past investigations and about as well as probes into the North Korean leader by North Korean officials, the irony of a sex obsessed cheating husband taking down Hillary Clinton is a heavenly fucking tease. If you think Hillary and a good chunk of her supporters hate men now, wait for that. Pictures of severed penises will be on t-shirts. Trump will offer ten grand to Abedin for her pussy. Politics makes strange bedfellows. This bed fucking reeks.

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