Chicks in Hijabs and Politically Correct Amusement Park Rides Have Our Oysters Roasting in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #61

When you’re mouth is dry, you’re plenty high. Also when you’re podcasting. Really there’s no excuse for being sober unless your job strictly requires it. Like, say, transit train engineer or a Flying Wallenda. 

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I dug deep into our hearts to call bisexuals a bunch of closeted gay people, wonder what the fuck happened to Playboy magazine, declare the gender equality war to be won, done, and over outside of Djibouti, and I’m pretty sure I said “that dude’s vagina” during Matt’s rant about E.J. Johnson being an enormous waste of baller son space. Shit got real. Just not near where we were sitting.

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