Bella Hadid Making It

Bella Hadid and her slightly older sister Gigi are massively dominating the celebrity model daughter space. It’s a big fucking space with a shit ton of money and famous pop singers and gay men with extremely nice nails. It’s easy to mock the fading aging famous moms who Little League Dad their kids into their own former line of work, demanding their daughters show more tits, more fake smiles, and remember to carry their dental dams. It’s less easy to acknowledge how they made their kids financially set for life by twenty. The only true shame in whoring is not being paid.

Bella Hadid has been tapped by Victoria’s Secret to walk in their annual fashion show for CBS, this year filming in Paris. Something for the no-go zone Muslims to plot to explode. There’s nothing worse than voluntary virgins.

The annual fashion show is far less about hot chicks in lingerie and far more about pomp and circumstance and feathers and Rihanna keynotes. They play up Victoria’s Secret as a dramatic brand for women. As opposed to a mass-merchandiser of Burmese sewn undergarments and the world’s most popular spank catalog prior to high speed Internet.

Good looking women who publicly share their bodies deserve everything they get in this life. Can you contract lyme disease from repeated anal? I’m asking for a friend.

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