Bella Hadid Good at Pretend (VIDEO)

Bella Hadid and Victoria’s Secret put out a video pretending it was unclear whether or not Bella Hadid would get a nod to walk in their annual fashion show next month in Paris. She’s got 7.1 million followers on Instagram. Her sister and she are the biggest combined audience draw possible with legitimate lingerie model bodies. Her boyfriend The Weeknd performed last year and is likely to perform again this year. This is like watching to see if Bill Clinton gets that swank ambassadorial job to Japan to bang girls in white cotton panties as payment for pretending he can stand his wife during the election. Bet big.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show manages to remove almost the entirety of sex appeal from a lingerie show which is something of a feat. It’s the byproduct of a production for CBS television which has a primetime viewing audience demo of 63 to drooling. Slip it in between detective shows with on the nose plot twists and maybe grandma won’t notice the glistening Brazilians in boas. You have twenty slender girls in panties and I can’t even commit to an erection. Where do I go to get my money back?