The Olsen Twins Digging Older

The Olsen Twins used to be the anorexic rich crap signature merchandise designers you loved to hate while knowing nothing about them. Now you know something about them: they’re dating and marrying much older wealthy well-known men. 

Mary-Kate married Olivier Sarkozy, half-brother to the Nicolas Sarkozy, the former President of France. The Jeb if you will. Seventeen years her senior, Sarkozy is a big time French banker, which in the least means he won’t be coming after Mary-Kate’s Walmart girls handbag cash. Ashley Olsen has been dating George Condo, a prissy New York lauded visual artist twice her age. He was married but dumped his long time wife because telling people you’re fucking an Olsen Twin is that good.

It’s easy to ask, “What Would Uncle Jesse Do?”, but he’s porking a much younger model himself. Childhood acting starting as infants is some kind of abuse to bestow upon your children. Most industry girls make it to seven or eight before the ceaseless molestation. Keep kindergarten sacred year for your child, despite your desire to quit your day job.

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