Sistine Rose Stallone Braless Red Carpet, Well, Hello, Sistine

If you live long enough you will see everything. Congratulations, you have lived long enough to want to fuck Rocky’s daughter. She’s turned eighteen recently, so you can say scream it from the rooftops. Finishing on the pedestrians below remains verboten. 

Sistine Rose is perhaps the most Catholic girls name ever invented. She could be a nun. But since her mom is a model and her dad a famous celebrity, she’s in a revealing dress without a bra at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Mel Gibson’s new movie. The one that’s going to resurrect Gibson for the fourth time. He’s also a devout Catholic who probably wants to fuck Sly’s daughter as much as the rest of us. Eschew your guilt. Her parents are super proud. Imagine your daughter graduating with honors from high school and on her way to college to be a future oncological researcher. That kind of proud.

What would Jesus do? Yep, also fuck Sistine Stallone. Weak is the human flesh. There are lessons to be learned here. After all the fucking.

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