Rob Kardashian Had Romantic Feelings For His Sister

Nobody sinks with class anymore. Playboy magazine, defeated politicians, The Cleveland Browns. Add to that list Still Fat Rob Kardashian who at or around thirty with ten years of protesting his family’s lewd on-camera business behind him, has now sunk his teeth fully into the off-smelling family cake.

Rob got rolling by fucking a baby into the stripper who previously was impregnated by the broke rapper now fucking Rob’s little half-sister. Good one! Now he’s thrown caution to the last gasps of wind in his sails and is performing by the numbers on a fake E! reality show featuring himself and his hooker baby mama. The two will say whatever they’re told in order to get in on the stupid American consumer dollars.

In a promo piece for the show, Kardashian noted that his two childhood crushes were Jennifer Lopez and his own older sister, Kim. That’s creepy if true and something that ought be kept between yourself and your team of psychiatric counselors after the second suicide attempt. It’s probably not true which makes it even grosser that you’re saying it on camera. E! isn’t ISIS. You still have a choice not to read their words. Maybe free your conscience and you’ll find yourself fucking normal women and not needing so much ice cream to stop the tears.

There used to be a black curtain and an 18 and over only sign around this freak show. Now it’s on push notification to every teen with low aspirations. Rob Kardashian isn’t the only thing going under.

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