Pamela Anderson Topless and Protesting Porn

Pamela Anderson has joined forces with Shmuley Boteach, the effusive rabbi Michael Jackson enlisted to help him put a theological face on his child raping, to put the verboten on pornography. Not your traditional Christian ministry combo pack for a good old-fashioned anti-porn sermon.

It’s not that you can’t advocate the moral annihilation of adult entertainment merely because you made your living as a masturbatory sex object, it’s just that you probably shouldn’t. Stick to the animal rights crap, As far as anybody knows, you didn’t spend thirty years trapping baby otters for their luxurious fur. This smacks of excessive pragmatism. 

And if anyone still doubted the devastation that porn addiction wreaks on those closest to the addict, behold the now-shattered marriage of Mr. Weiner and Huma Abedin, a breakup that she initiated, reportedly, in shock at the disgraced ex-congressman’s inclusion of their 4-year-old son in one lewd photo that he sent to a near-stranger.

There’s no evidence Anthony Weiner consumed online porn, though one could make a logical assumption he took in his fair share. His wife is a devout lesbian Muslim who won’t go near her creepy arranged husband’s dick. That might be the quintessential case for why private streaming porn was invented in the first place. Only the hookers of New York have a right to be put out.

Weiner’s addiction is to exposing himself in front of women. Weird men have been flashing their junk to women and children since eons before the Internet. This is one crappy lead example for an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal asking people to take the pledge to eliminate pornography from their lives.

Shmuley Boteach and Pam Anderson want me to quit porn. What can I do? Goodbye, PornTube. We had our moments. Perhaps Anderson will post some G-rated recuts of her sex tapes. 

Simply put, we must educate ourselves and our children to understand that porn is for losers — a boring, wasteful and dead-end outlet for people too lazy to reap the ample rewards of healthy sexuality.

Words by which to make your Hep-C tingle.