Obama Has Kaepernick’s Back

President Obama is sticking up for Colin Kaepernick’s decision to sit out the National Anthem, insuring your idiot friend will blame the national debt on him. Why’s he playing so much golf like every president who could walk has done? Would you prefer he got wasted and killed his mistress in Chappaquiddick?

Back in the good old days of segregated lunch counters and white baseball players who ran slow? If shit was so great back then explain how people actually found baseball entertaining. Clearly something was fucked up, and not just the fact that dudes wore suits and fedoras in their downtime. Obviously that’s a sign of a collective mental illness brought on by orchestrated fear mongering propaganda.

Obama seems sympathetic to Kaepernick’s slacktivism:  

“[H]e’s following his constitutional right to make a statement. I think there’s a long history of sports figures doing so.”

So you’re telling me Obama, an exceptionally bright individual who edited the Harvard Law Review, leaves off the H when saying the word He’s? Is that a cheap shot? If you transcribe the way people actually sound when they talk, most everyone would come off as illiterate and stupid. We almost exclusively throw in the umms when a black dude is talking. I’m not one to pull the race card, but that shit is annoying. Obama probably understands this quite well, hence he’s defending this dumbass just to provoke the people who hate him. He’s been a shitty president, but this is a pretty boss move. Where were your balls on the Trans Pacific? 

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