Kim Kardashian Comes Partial Ass Clean

After ten years of being dogged about ass injections, Kim Kardashian has admitted to taking needles in her butt cheeks. Though she claims the injections are entirely a medical necessity to treat her psoriasis. Kardashian often refers to psoriasis as her biggest flaw to remind people that she lacks the ability for honest self-examination.

There was a time some years ago where Kim Kardashian staged a an x-ray of her enormous fake ass to verify she has no artificial ass implants and she’s just naturally in the anatomical shape of absolutely nobody else on the planet. This shortly after removing the implants in favor of centrifuged fat transplants from waist to ass. The smell is rank but it’s clearly better for the environment.

If Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea want to stick with the ruse of all-natural grotesque assery, who the fuck cares? Everybody lies about something. Some people lie about everything. The ability to distinguish the truth from obvious bullshit is how we separate the people who should and should not be left behind when we abandon an imploding planet Earth. You believe in Kim? Wonderful. You get Asia. Keep it safe.

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