The Kushner Boys Doing Alright For Themselves

Sons of well-to-do Jersey real estate magnate, Charles Kushner, Jared and Joshua seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. The both are rumored to have been let into Harvard after dad made a $2.5 million donation to the cash-starved institution. State Department rules in play. It seems unfair when you’re nine and don’t yet understand how the world works. Get a richer dad.

Both kids got set up in business and took to the VIP ladies. Jared married Ivanka Trump and produced offspring that his father-in-law could point to and smile as his inclusive Jew babies. Joshua Kushner put aside his various failed start ups and bankrupted healthcare entities his father let him toy with and started banging supermodel Karlie Kloss. Kloss notable for being best lesbian girlfriends with Taylor Swift. Sexuality is fluid, especially when the heir to a billion in commercial real estate is on the market. 

It’s easy to mock prep school rich kids. Less easy when they’re driving by in their S-Class receiving a hummer from the blond on the cover of this month’s Vogue. Sure he’s going to eventually catch her rubbing knobs with the gardener while swearing up and down the last brown skinned baby was his, but they make pills for that. 

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