Hilaria Baldwin Post-Partum Selfies Ought to Piss Off the Red Tent

Hilaria Baldwin posted photos of her bare middle just twenty-four hours after giving birth to Alec’s eighty-third child by her in the past four years. The not quite Spanish yoga instructor is either trying to get most women to hate her, or all women. It’s hard to see the point of her obvious humble bragging save for reminding people that old drunk guy with the massive SAG residuals is all hers. 

Nevertheless, except half the women on social media to decry body shaming for any would be negative comments. Quickly followed by printing out the photo and taking a dump on it while screaming out hateful, jealous comments. Women will never properly organize. Men simply need a rock anthem.

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