Gretchen Carlson Pro-Cash and Pamela Anderson Anti-Jizz on The Last Men On Earth Podcast #59

This week Matt and I tried an experiment. No drinking during the podcast. I don’t know how that worked out for everybody else, but for us it sucked. That’s the end of that experiment. You can’t trust a man who sits in a bar drinking iced tea. He’s like the guy at the Little League game without any kids. Stop clapping so hard for “Jason”, we know you’re not related and it’s making everybody nervous. 

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we explore the legitimacy of nude models with Hep C preaching an anti-porn message, wonder aloud if Megan Rapinoe or Colin Kaepernick has the bigger dick, question how Melissa Click got hired into a new professorial job without sitting out at least one season, and estimate how badly you have to be sexually harassed by your old fat gross boss before you get a check for twenty million without much of a wait. Just the important stuff.

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