Cory Feldman Butt Hurt (VIDEO)

Cory Feldman is well on his way to becoming the next Charlie Sheen. Yes, including the AIDS. He has a sex harem of weird whores and is clearly having a very public mental breakdown. Feldman was inexplicably able to perform one of his band’s songs on Today, which is odd if you think about it because he’s not a real musician. Luckily, they’re not a real TV show either. Standards are out the window. People watch bad shit on YouTube ironically now. Views matter. After his bizarre performance was widely acknowledged to be just that, Feldman freaked out and posted an emotional rant to Facebook, which he then deleted as the current protocol demands. Save yourself the trouble, it’s already out there:

“I wanted people to see the real emotion I was feeling… I wanted people to see, I am not fake, I am a real person and this affects me, I am made of flesh and blood and emotion.”

He seems remarkably well adjusted for a child star. Feldman then explained that he will be going back on the show to perform again, think Edward Scissorhands meets Cirque du Soleil meets the homeless busker on the corner who smells like Old English and rotten cheese. Actually, that guy is indeed Cory Feldman. We honestly wish him luck. Failing that, an entertaining televised slow demise. And maybe try acting again, he was pretty badass at one point several 8 balls ago.