Chelsea Clinton Cosmo Puff Piece Promotes Rape Culture

Every Presidential candidate as their go-to ball licking media outlets. The Clintons have Hearst and their New York women’s magazines in the pocket. Daughter Chelsea was scheduled up with a softball spread about her mom in Cosmopolitan but became counter-programmed by Juanita Broderick, who has maintained that Bill Clinton raped her almost forty years ago. She’s maintained that for forty straight years, so not exactly a convenient memory solely for Presidential campaign purposes. Though the specific timing of her rebuttal to Chelsea Clinton is certainly election cycle inspired.

In the Cosmo piece, Chelsea rebuffs all jabs at her father’s sexual and potentially criminally sexual history as tired old news.

And candidly, I don’t remember a time in my life when my parents and my family weren’t being attacked, and so it just sort of seems to be in that tradition, unfortunately.

It’s uncomfortable when a daughter has to be asked about her dad’s sexual proclivities. It’s even more uncomfortable when she denies them without any substantiation and her interviewer thinks that’s totes amaze. Claiming victimization is as simple as it is effective. Pass the hankies and next question please.

Juanita Broderick took to Twitter somewhat opportunistically to counter Chelsea’s vast right wing conspiracy explanation. She needed four separate Tweets because 140 characters only seemed like a good idea in 2007.

1. Here is my response to Chelsea Clinton’s statement about her father’s sexual misdeeds

2. Chelsea you said you don’t remember a time in your life that your parents weren’t being attacked.

3. There’s a very good reason for this—your parents are not good people.

4. your father was, and probably still is, a sexual predator. Your mother has always lied and covered up for him.

Broderick went on to explain how she’s seventy-three and the assault still haunts her all these years later. To be fair to Chelsea, she’s still just the kid. Having fucked up parents isn’t your responsibility. You still do shit for them even as you grow older because they’re you’re parents and neither of them have ever been even arrested. Also, maybe they were decent parents to you.

The public will never know definitively if Bill Clinton raped or groped or assaulted women. He probably did, simply based on shoving a cigar up the twat of that fat intern in the thong. In the very least, it’s a sign this isn’t your first rodeo. The fact that Broderick’s claims date back to a time when the Clinton’s were still young and Hillary was not yet completely asexual, only reinforces it’s more Bill than Hillary. The Man from Hope has got some issues. Nobody’s riding in with admirable spouses. Melania is an ambitious Eastern European model who came to America to hook and maybe marry a rich man.

If you’re reaching for the shitty by association claims you’re missing the one hundred better reasons why each of these two major party candidates are wretched souls. Chelsea, consider pulling back on opening your mouth. I speak now entirely cosmetically.

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