Charlotte McKinney, Wally Pipping Kate Upton

Ever since Kate Upton went absent without pay to clean Verlander’s cum off her shoulder, this chick stepped right into the void. Whoever you thought would never be replaced is only ever one step removed from never being heard of again.

Kate Upton was everywhere. Now she’s nowhere. Men still need to masturbate. Enter Charlotte McKinney. Not a day passes her tits aren’t somewhere in a magazine, on the street, or beneath a teen boy’s bed in glossy relief. McKinney even started fucking Stephen Dorff. That’s blind commitment to an end goal you don’t see commonly among Millennials. A nonsensical UN Ambassadorship can’t be far behind.

Will her tits fall out of that dress or not? That possibility is officially better than anything on non-pay television. 

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