Britney Spears Sweaty (VIDEO)

Many people noted that Britney Spear’s performance at the iHeart Music Festival reminded them of the bygone days Britney Spears. She even wore the old school headset microphone to pretend she was singing words against the completely pre-recorded tracks. It’s like watching Criss Angel come onstage and produce a bouquet of flowers or guessing which card you picked. 

Britney Spears has managed to do the one thing she needed to stay famous. Not be fat anymore. That and her father’s custodianship booking her into endless gigs is keeping her relevant. There will never come a time as a wildly successful singer and dancer that she will ever be asked to sing or really dance. That’s an entire career based on a very convenient loophole. iHeart is quickly gobbling up all their radio industry competitors to make payola drops from the labels more efficient. Britney’s never going away. 

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