Bella Thorne Fake Boobs Real Face

Bella Thorne has joined the growing list of Hollywood female celebrities who phone the media as to when they will be out without makeup on. The group is made up entirely of naturally attractive women who spend a ton of dough on facial treatments and conditioners and then wear something super provocative so nobody notices the absence of eyeliner. This is a ruse put on by pretty girls to seemingly show sympathy for those less attractive while secretly just making it harder for them to compete. Like when your much stronger older brother offers to use his off-hand to arm wrestle you and make you look like a punk. It’s a trap.

There’s really no way to lose. Women applaud the power of a woman to go make-up free and men simply want to French your inflated hooters and could give a rat’s ass about rouge. Nothing happens with this chick by accident or whim. Waiting for her Ted talk in a braless halter. If you can’t masturbate to your thought leaders, are they really leading?

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