Usain Bolt’s Girlfriend Likely To Stick It Out

Usain Bolt’s sister claims that her brother’s long time girlfriend is likely to stay with Usain despite his post Rio victory partying and fucking at least one Brazilian chick. Bolt’s sister claims the couple are still very much in love. Also that Bolt was raised a strict Christian and would never do such a thing in the first place. Less mentioned is how Usain Bolt is worth sixty million dollars, or twice the entire GDP of Jamaica excluding weed sales. Girlfriend’s stick around for that.

Not so long ago a traveling athlete could fuck around on the road without much more than an unsubstantiated rumor or two. That day is no more. Everything is posted to social media instantaneously. Dozens of shots of Bolt making out with chicks and grinding on the dance floor, and one chick who posted morning after selfies with a topless Bolt in what certainly looks like his Olympic village quarters. That Jady Duarte chick just happens to be a 20-year old mother of two and prominent former Rio drug cartel leader’s widow with an active Facebook page. Ah Brazil. You are so fucking adorable. 

_{Photo Credit: Splash/JadyDuarte on Social Media}