The Game Fucked Three Kardashians

In The Game’s new rap single, Sauce, he falls back on old rap memes about being much bigger, badder, and bolder than any of his industry peers. The street respect antics grow tiresome from guys living in posh penthouse condos and rolling cash into their smartly vested IRA’s, but once in a while a nugget drops worth considering. Like The Game’s lyric, “I fucked three Kardashians, hold that thought.”

Hold it? Fuck. Let’s matrix that shit out. Khloe’s a given because you were rumored to be dating her. Also, she drinks and fucks like a mule who doesn’t have long to live. Kim and Kourtney everybody would consider? Kim and Kendall? Kris Jenner? Bruce? Did you tap Caitlyn, you fucking rap beast?

If you think the Kardashians will be the least bit put off by a famous black dude bragging he gang raped half the family, you’ve not being paying attention to the past decade. Grandma’s knitting that lyric on throw pillows for Christmas. Kanye’s going to toss that line back in The Game’s face in his next living Pablo update with some mention of quatro. Whores are like Lego. Just when you think you’ve seen all their possible uses, blammo, 50,000 brick Lego Mona Lisa. 

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