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August 9, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Apparently Kanye West and Kylie Jenner were up for a shoe contract so the mom blasted some shit out to the press. It’s not easy to turn an Olympian gay. Unless you just married a fag and you guys never fucked, then it’s pretty easy. How many dresses do I have to buy before I get to be a woman? Over Under I wouldn’t bet on it.
Turns out these loser puppets have shoe contracts. Why would they not? Kris Jenner, who literally has OJ Simpson’s cum dripping out of her exceptionally wide vagina – if you want to call it that – was negotiating a deal behind her fake husband.
Dude wasn’t even black.
Do the math.