Taylor Swift Distractions

Hope for the best and plan for the worst. When things are going well for Taylor Swift, you’ll see none of her tits. During publicity recessions, she’s suddenly the bustiest chick in the room. Dressed like a co-ed aiming for the captain of the football team. Consider this a massive recession.

Taylor Swift will not be attending the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend. Her music is not better or shittier than it’s been the past eight years when she’s been a fixture there. She’s being blackballed. Some kind of Kanye full circle revenge cycle even though he’s the jackass who started it. Sometimes life gives you lemons. Stick them in your bra and get yourself some looks. Good luck, Loki.

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