SI Models Are Victoria’s Secret Models With Clothes On

Try to imagine the last sports article you read on Sports Illustrated. Selling half naked chicks is much easier. Trust me. SI’s now running the swimsuit models year round in events designed to remind you to keep them somewhere in their spank bank folder on bookmarks.

Hannah Davis took to this Coney Island SI Summer promo event to remind everybody that she’s now Hannah Jeter, and nothing like the previous fifty hot chicks Derek Jeter fucked during his career. She flaunted her giant wedding ring though was far more reticent about showing off the strictly written pre-nup. These SI models seem to be the very same Victoria’s Secret models. We need a wider net. And an agreement to fuck a black or Hispanic chick every now and then.

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