Serena Williams Murders The Twerk (VIDEO)

Miley Cyrus popularized Twerking and there it should’ve died. Maxim went fatal toilet bowl circle and named that marmoset faced midget the hottest woman in the universe. Twerking became a worldwide meme. Maxim was sold to the Steak ‘n Shake guy for six sticks of gum and a spent condom said to belong to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. There’s always a price to pay for dramatically overrating chicks. 

Serena Williams teaching the Twerk has to be the final nail in the coffin. Polite media has been pushing Serena as a sexy female athlete since she started wearing sleeveless dresses and making all those guys who spend hours curling dumbbells at the gym feel inadequate. Some men do prefer thick strong tall women. Some men also prefer other men. There’s a sizable intersection of sets there. End this now or the law of Shitty Things Getting Even Shittier will result in Caitlyn Jenner and Hillary Clinton twerking videos and no babies will ever be made again. 

_{Video credit: Self magazine}