Ruby Rose Wet Play (VIDEO)

For all the over-saturation of lesbians in contemporary media, there’s no denying they’re far less annoying to take on vacation. Tattoo covered Australian model and gender fluid cause celebre Ruby Rose took a jellyfish lash to the thorax dipping off the yacht in Ibiza. She leapt into action and ordered her rich Miami chick girlfriend Harley Gusman to cover her wound in urine.

Who’s piss is it? That’s the beauty of being a lesbian. You don’t care. Notice no screams. Would your girlfriend be down for a golden shower with such stalwartness. It’s been proven over and over again that urine doesn’t actually treat jellyfish stings. That’s not even the point. Bring a lesbian on your next road trip instead of your lady. You can thank me later when you get where you’re going twice as fast.

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