No Country for Old Men With Tits

E! is canceling I Am Cait after two seasons of what they unashamedly referred to as a documentary of a transitioning transexual. That sounded more grown up than Gay Bruce Gets Tits and Rides a Party Bus. Which is what the show was, though somehow producers managed to make even that spectacular log-line boring.

Qualitative decisions never factor into television series decisions, so presume the show’s low ratings killed it. Depending who you ask, Jenner was either never accepted as a true tranny or he was just plain boring and ineffectual as a reality star. Both probably related to him keeping his dick, just in case. Who knows what grabs the emotional nads of chicks who eat ice cream with the big spoon. Jenner consistently explaining why he’s an ardent GOP supporter despite his sexual and gender fluidity couldn’t have helped among this demographic.

Jenner claims that his dream was never to be a big male athlete hero, simply to be Caitlyn and maybe suck a little cock and giggle about it over champagne with other trannies while cameras rolled. Life is humbling like that. You get what you need, not what you want. The Lemon party will not be televised.