Matt Nailed Ryan Lochte, I Nailed Amber Heard in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #57

It’s pretty clear that both Matt and I have entirely shitty prognostication skills. He picked the Nuggets to win the NBA title. I had Lincoln Chafee certain to be on the ballot in November. Once in a while by sheer fucking luck, we get something right. He nailed the Ryan Lochte armed robbery victim story as bullshit from the moment of news break. While I called for five to ten million in the pocket of Amber Heard at sight of the first ‘bruised face’ photo leaked through TMZ. Fuck yeah. Today’s the day the kids from the short bus ride high.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast we discuss the aforementioned Lochte and Heard victories and defeats depending on your point of view, the bogus sex story claiming porn is making teen boys dicks soft, Kurt Metzger calling out the rape culture witch hunt, Shaun White’s fecal sex fetish, Ellen DeGenres race baiting, and the literal emasculation of millennial males. 

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