Matt Damon’s Kids Get Rejected

As part of an effort to rebuff the notion of progressive elitism Matt Damon tried and failed to get his kids into St Ann’s, a private school starting at $36,000 a year. We need more funding for public schools. Not that I’d ever send my kids there are you out of your fucking mind? The school doesn’t have grades so that should ensure all of its patrons end up as entitled narcissists: 

“So that every child will flourish, we eschew grades, rankings and prizes in favor of ongoing dialogue and teacher reports.”

Sounds like a little bullying would do these budding jackasses some good. Lena Dunham graduated from there. Would you want that arrogant lard bucket sharing your surname? Ethan Hawke and Maggie Gyllenhaal enroll their kids there too meaning it’s a real gentile Friar’s Club which will eventually serve as a nice support system for drug rehab. 

Damon’s kids were denied simply because enrollment had already reached capacity. Clearly there’s no special treatment for the one percent at this facility although it’s unclear what they pay the landscapers. 

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